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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

North Carolina Fake Cannabis Finder

Imagining a future where cannabis is legal in North Carolina

Totally Fake Dispensaries in North Carolina

Tarheel Green Dispensary
420 Phantom Blvd, Charlotte, NC 28202
704-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
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Raleigh Triangle Dispensary
1 Legalize Way, Raleigh, NC 27601
919-555-0202
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
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Greensboro Gate City Dispensary
100 Green Dream Ave, Greensboro, NC 27401
336-555-0301
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
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Durham Bull City Dispensary
7 Wishful Way, Durham, NC 27701
919-555-0401
Daily 9am-10pm
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Winston-Salem Twin City Dispensary
55 Tobacco Dream Blvd, Winston-Salem, NC 27101
336-555-0501
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
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Fayetteville Fort Bragg Dispensary
222 Mission Dream Rd, Fayetteville, NC 28301
910-555-0601
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm
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Cary Suburbanite Dispensary
80 HOA-Approved Dream Lane, Cary, NC 27511
919-555-0701
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm
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Wilmington Cape Fear Dispensary
33 River Walk Dream Blvd, Wilmington, NC 28401
910-555-0801
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
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High Point Home Show Dispensary
44 Furniture Dream Blvd, High Point, NC 27260
336-555-0901
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm
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Asheville Mountain Arts Dispensary
11 River Arts Dream Blvd, Asheville, NC 28801
828-555-1001
Daily 9am-10pm
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Charlotte South End Dispensary
9 Light Rail Dream Blvd, Charlotte, NC 28203
704-555-1101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
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Raleigh Glenwood Dispensary
12 Glenwood Dream Ave, Raleigh, NC 27603
919-555-1201
Daily 9am-10pm
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Greensboro Revolution Mill Dispensary
66 Mill Dream Blvd, Greensboro, NC 27405
336-555-1301
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
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Durham Ninth Street Dispensary
77 Ninth Dream St, Durham, NC 27705
919-555-1401
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
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Winston-Salem Arts District Dispensary
88 Trade Dream St, Winston-Salem, NC 27103
336-555-1501
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
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Fayetteville Cross Creek Dispensary
99 Cross Creek Dream Blvd, Fayetteville, NC 28303
910-555-1601
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm
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Cary Parkway Dispensary
25 Parkway Dream Blvd, Cary, NC 27513
919-555-1701
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
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Wilmington Wrightsville Dispensary
44 Beach Dream Blvd, Wilmington, NC 28403
910-555-1801
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
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High Point Furniture Mart Dispensary
55 Market Dream Blvd, High Point, NC 27262
336-555-1901
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm
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Asheville West Asheville Dispensary
33 Haywood Dream Rd, Asheville, NC 28806
828-555-2001
Daily 10am-9pm
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Imaginary Brands

Tarheel Green Cannabis Co
Flower
First in Flight, last in legalization
Blue Ridge Mountain Herb Co
Flower
Appalachian altitude, imaginary attitude
Outer Banks Breeze Farms
Flower
Sand, surf, and imaginary cannabis from the OBX
Piedmont Valley Cannabis
Flower
Rolling hills, rolling papers, rolling in fiction
Cape Fear Extracts
Concentrate
Nothing to fear but the fear of legalization
Uwharrie Forest Extractions
Concentrate
Ancient mountains, ancient terpenes, entirely imaginary
Croatan Rosin Works
Concentrate
Solving the mystery of why NC isn't legal yet
Biltmore Estate Extracts
Concentrate
Gilded Age luxury, imaginary cannabis
Blue Ridge Resin Co
Concentrate
Mountain-born terpenes, valley-level legality
Piedmont Wax Works
Concentrate
Waxing philosophical in the Tarheel State
Cape Fear Rosin Press
Concentrate
Cold-pressed at the tip of imaginary North Carolina
Tarheel Sweet Co
Edibles
Carolina sweet tea flavor in every gummy
and 38 more imaginary brands...

Featured Fake Products

Tarheel Green Blue Dream Flower
Tarheel Green Blue Dream Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Tarheel Green's flagship fictional Blue Dream — smooth, dreamy, and entirely ...
by Tarheel Green Cannabis Co
Blue Ridge OG Kush Mountain Flower
Blue Ridge OG Kush Mountain Flower
Flower / Indica
THC %
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush from the Appalachian highlands of North Carolina's fictional cannabis...
by Blue Ridge Mountain Herb Co
Outer Banks Gorilla Glue Coastal Bud
Outer Banks Gorilla Glue Coastal Bud
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
OBX Gorilla Glue as sticky as the Hatteras sand and as fictional as recreatio...
by Outer Banks Breeze Farms
Piedmont Valley Girl Scout Cookies
Piedmont Valley Girl Scout Cookies
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC from the rolling Piedmont valleys where tobacco once ruled. Sweet, earthy...
by Piedmont Valley Cannabis
Charlotte Queen City Northern Lights
Charlotte Queen City Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC %
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights from the Queen City's most fictional grow op. Charlotte's ban...
by Charlotte Queen City Farms
Raleigh Capital Granddaddy Purple
Raleigh Capital Granddaddy Purple
Flower / Indica
THC %
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Granddaddy Purple from the City of Oaks' most politically hopeful fictional g...
by Raleigh Capital Cannabis
Greensboro Gate City Zkittlez
Greensboro Gate City Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC %
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Taste the rainbow of imagination at the Gate City's most fictional dispensary...
by Greensboro Gate City Cannabis
Durham Bull City Wedding Cake
Durham Bull City Wedding Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Wedding Cake from the Bull City's progressive fictional cannabis scene. Durha...
by Durham Bull City Blooms
Cary HOA-Approved Mimosa
Cary HOA-Approved Mimosa
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Mimosa: bright and citrusy enough to pass Cary's imaginary HOA review. Brunch...
by Cary Suburbanite Cannabis
Wilmington Port City Sour Diesel
Wilmington Port City Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Sour Diesel from the Port City — fuel for the fictional cannabis dream at the...
by Wilmington Port City Cannabis
High Point Furniture City Gelato
High Point Furniture City Gelato
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Smooth as a High Point showroom finish — Gelato from the world's most fiction...
by High Point Furniture City Flower
Asheville Mountain Spirit MAC 1
Asheville Mountain Spirit MAC 1
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Artisan MAC 1 from Asheville's most creative fictional grow collective. Weird...
by Asheville Mountain Spirit Farms

Upcoming (Imaginary) Events

These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.

Tarheel Green Cannabis Launch Night
7:00 PM
Tarheel Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Tarheel Green Cannabis Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Blue Ridge Herb Co Mountain Showcase
6:30 PM
Asheville Mountain Arts Dispensary
Hosted by: Blue Ridge Mountain Herb Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
North Carolina Cannabis Advocates Meetup
5:00 PM
Raleigh Triangle Dispensary
Hosted by: Raleigh Capital Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Cape Fear Extracts Concentrate Tasting
7:30 PM
Wilmington Cape Fear Dispensary
Hosted by: Cape Fear Extracts
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Bull City Cannabis Community Meetup
6:00 PM
Durham Bull City Dispensary
Hosted by: Durham Bull City Blooms
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Tarheel Pre-Roll Club Launch Event
7:00 PM
Tarheel Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Tarheel Pre-Roll Club
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Tarheel Sweet Co Edibles Tasting
6:00 PM
Charlotte South End Dispensary
Hosted by: Tarheel Sweet Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Outer Banks Breeze Farms Flower Launch
7:00 PM
Wilmington Cape Fear Dispensary
Hosted by: Outer Banks Breeze Farms
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Croatan Rosin Works Solventless Tasting
5:30 PM
Greensboro Gate City Dispensary
Hosted by: Croatan Rosin Works
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Asheville Cannabis Arts Community Meetup
6:30 PM
Asheville West Asheville Dispensary
Hosted by: Asheville Mountain Spirit Farms
Admission: Free (imaginary)

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in North Carolina:

Advocacy Organizations

NORML National
The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
Marijuana Policy Project National
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️