Asheville West Asheville Dispensary
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West Asheville's most wonderfully weird imaginary dispensary, where the artisan community imagines cannabis as freely as it imagines everything else.
33 Haywood Dream Rd, Asheville, NC 28806
828-555-2001 (not a real number)
Daily 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC %
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush from the Appalachian highlands of North Carolina's fictional cannabis...
by Blue Ridge Mountain Herb Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Artisan MAC 1 from Asheville's most creative fictional grow collective. Weird...
by Asheville Mountain Spirit Farms
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Trainwreck from the Blue Ridge — racing through the Appalachian imagination a...
by Blue Ridge Mountain Herb Co
Flower / Indica
THC %
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Biscotti from the weirdest city in North Carolina. Artisan, imaginary, and pa...
by Asheville Mountain Spirit Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Sunset Sherbet in West Asheville — where every sunset is a canvas and every c...
by Asheville Mountain Spirit Farms
Concentrate / Distillate Cartridge
THC %
$45.00 / 1g
Gilded Age distillate in a modern vape cartridge. The Biltmore's fictional ca...
by Biltmore Estate Extracts
Concentrate / Live Sugar
THC %
$58.00 / 1g
Sugar crystals from the Blue Ridge's imaginary extraction corridor. Mountain ...
by Blue Ridge Resin Co
Edibles / Baked Goods
THC %
$22.00 / 2-pack
Down-home Appalachian brownies from the Blue Ridge's fictional cannabis kitch...
by Blue Ridge Baked Goods