Raleigh Triangle Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

In the City of Oaks, Raleigh Triangle Dispensary brings the Research Triangle's imaginary cannabis expertise to the people.

1 Legalize Way, Raleigh, NC 27601

919-555-0202 (not a real number)

Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Raleigh Capital Granddaddy Purple

Flower / Indica

THC %

$44.00 / 1/8 oz

Granddaddy Purple from the City of Oaks' most politically hopeful fictional g...

by Raleigh Capital Cannabis

Raleigh Capital Runtz Research

Flower / Hybrid

THC %

$57.00 / 1/8 oz

Runtz from the Research Triangle's most fictional cannabis lab. Sweet, potent...

by Raleigh Capital Cannabis

Raleigh Triangle RS-11 Research Flower

Flower / Hybrid

THC %

$58.00 / 1/8 oz

RS-11 from the Research Triangle's most optimistic fictional cannabis cultiva...

by Raleigh Triangle Topicals

Raleigh Capital Green Crack Live Resin

Concentrate / Live Resin

THC %

$58.00 / 1g

Green Crack live resin from the Research Triangle's most energetically fictio...

by Uwharrie Forest Extractions

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in North Carolina:

Advocacy Organizations

NORML National

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Marijuana Policy Project National

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Raleigh Triangle Dispensary

Products at This Fake Store

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