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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

High Point Home Show Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Between furniture showrooms in the world's home furnishings capital, High Point's most imaginary dispensary adds cannabis to the floor plan.

44 Furniture Dream Blvd, High Point, NC 27260
336-555-0901 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Piedmont Valley Girl Scout Cookies
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC from the rolling Piedmont valleys where tobacco once ruled. Sweet, earthy...
by Piedmont Valley Cannabis
High Point Furniture City Gelato
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Smooth as a High Point showroom finish — Gelato from the world's most fiction...
by High Point Furniture City Flower
Piedmont Valley Pineapple Express
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Pineapple Express through the Piedmont plains — tropical bliss in a landlocke...
by Piedmont Valley Cannabis
High Point Slurricane Showroom
Flower / Indica
THC %
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Slurricane sweeps through the furniture showrooms of High Point's fictional d...
by High Point Furniture City Flower
Piedmont Wax Works Diamond Sauce
Concentrate / Diamonds
THC %
$70.00 / 1g
THC diamonds from the Piedmont's imaginary crystallization lab. Waxing philos...
by Piedmont Wax Works
Piedmont Gummy Farm Mixed Pack
Edibles / Gummies
THC %
$30.00 / 20-pack
Post-tobacco gummy renaissance from the Piedmont's fictional candy farm. Wher...
by Piedmont Gummy Farm
Piedmont Gummy Farm Peach Pack
Edibles / Gummies
THC %
$30.00 / 20-pack
Peach gummies from the Piedmont's fictional candy farm. Southern peach flavor...
by Piedmont Gummy Farm
Piedmont Relief Rub Recovery Cream
Topicals / Cream
THC %
$35.00 / 3 oz
Recovery cream for the Piedmont farmer's fictional aching back. Rolling hills...
by Piedmont Relief Rubs

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in North Carolina:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️