High Point Furniture Mart Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
High Point's second imaginary dispensary, adjacent to the world's largest furniture market. Well-designed fiction in every product.
55 Market Dream Blvd, High Point, NC 27262
336-555-1901 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC from the rolling Piedmont valleys where tobacco once ruled. Sweet, earthy...
by Piedmont Valley Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Smooth as a High Point showroom finish — Gelato from the world's most fiction...
by High Point Furniture City Flower
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Pineapple Express through the Piedmont plains — tropical bliss in a landlocke...
by Piedmont Valley Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC %
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Slurricane sweeps through the furniture showrooms of High Point's fictional d...
by High Point Furniture City Flower
Concentrate / Diamonds
THC %
$70.00 / 1g
THC diamonds from the Piedmont's imaginary crystallization lab. Waxing philos...
by Piedmont Wax Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC %
$30.00 / 20-pack
Post-tobacco gummy renaissance from the Piedmont's fictional candy farm. Wher...
by Piedmont Gummy Farm
Edibles / Gummies
THC %
$30.00 / 20-pack
Peach gummies from the Piedmont's fictional candy farm. Southern peach flavor...
by Piedmont Gummy Farm
Topicals / Cream
THC %
$35.00 / 3 oz
Recovery cream for the Piedmont farmer's fictional aching back. Rolling hills...
by Piedmont Relief Rubs