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Tarheel Green Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Charlotte's most imaginary cannabis dispensary, serving the Queen City with fictional flower since never.

420 Phantom Blvd, Charlotte, NC 28202
704-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Tarheel Green Blue Dream Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Tarheel Green's flagship fictional Blue Dream — smooth, dreamy, and entirely ...
by Tarheel Green Cannabis Co
Charlotte Queen City Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC %
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights from the Queen City's most fictional grow op. Charlotte's ban...
by Charlotte Queen City Farms
Tarheel Green GMO Cookies
Flower / Indica
THC %
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
GMO Cookies from the Tarheel State's most ambitious fictional grow. Funky, ga...
by Tarheel Green Cannabis Co
Charlotte Queen City Ice Cream Cake
Flower / Indica
THC %
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Rich and creamy Ice Cream Cake from the Queen City's fictional premium cannab...
by Charlotte Queen City Farms
Charlotte South End Strawberry Cough
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Strawberry Cough along Charlotte's South End light rail corridor. Sweet, expa...
by Charlotte Queen City Farms
Tarheel Sweet Blueberry Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC %
$28.00 / 10-pack
Sweet tea-inspired blueberry gummies from North Carolina's most fictional can...
by Tarheel Sweet Co
Tarheel Sip Cannabis Sweet Tea
Edibles / Beverages
THC %
$10.00 / 16 fl oz
Cannabis-infused sweet tea from the Tarheel State's fictional beverage tradit...
by Tarheel Sip Co
Tarheel Sweet Watermelon Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC %
$28.00 / 10-pack
Watermelon gummies from the Tarheel State's sweetest fictional confectionery....
by Tarheel Sweet Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in North Carolina:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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