Greensboro Revolution Mill Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
In the revitalized Revolution Mills district, Greensboro's second imaginary dispensary spins fictional cannabis into gold.
66 Mill Dream Blvd, Greensboro, NC 27405
336-555-1301 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC %
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Taste the rainbow of imagination at the Gate City's most fictional dispensary...
by Greensboro Gate City Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Apple Fritter from the Gate City's imaginary breakfast menu of cannabis. Doug...
by Greensboro Gate City Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC %
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Forbidden Fruit at the Gate City — because North Carolina makes cannabis the ...
by Greensboro Gate City Cannabis
Concentrate / Shatter
THC %
$48.00 / 1g
Ancient-mountain shatter from the Uwharrie's fictional extraction cave. As cl...
by Uwharrie Forest Extractions
Concentrate / Rosin
THC %
$65.00 / 1g
500-million-year-old mountain rosin pressed in the Uwharrie's most geological...
by Uwharrie Forest Extractions
Edibles / Beverages
THC %
$12.00 / 12 fl oz
Sparkling cannabis seltzer from the Uwharrie's imaginary craft brewery. Ancie...
by Uwharrie Brew House
Edibles / Beverages
THC %
$14.00 / 12 fl oz
Lemon shandy cannabis beverage from the Uwharrie's imaginary craft brewery. A...
by Uwharrie Brew House
Topicals / Balm
THC %
$30.00 / 1.5 oz stick
500-million-year-old mineral balm from the Uwharrie's imaginary ancient sprin...
by Uwharrie Ancient Mineral Balm