Durham Bull City Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Durham charges ahead with fictional cannabis at the Bull City Dispensary. Progressive, academic, and entirely imaginary.

7 Wishful Way, Durham, NC 27701

919-555-0401 (not a real number)

Daily 9am-10pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Durham Bull City Wedding Cake

Flower / Hybrid

THC %

$52.00 / 1/8 oz

Wedding Cake from the Bull City's progressive fictional cannabis scene. Durha...

by Durham Bull City Blooms

Durham Ninth Street Do-Si-Dos

Flower / Indica

THC %

$48.00 / 1/8 oz

Do-Si-Dos from Durham's eclectic Ninth Street corridor. Dance your way into f...

by Durham Bull City Blooms

Durham Bull City Gelonade

Flower / Sativa

THC %

$53.00 / 1/8 oz

Gelonade refreshes the Bull City's fictional cannabis scene. Citrusy, potent,...

by Durham Bull City Blooms

Durham Bull City Alien OG Shatter

Concentrate / Shatter

THC %

$50.00 / 1g

Alien OG shatter from Durham's most out-of-this-world fictional extraction. T...

by Biltmore Estate Extracts

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This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Durham Bull City Dispensary

Products at This Fake Store

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