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Asheville Mountain Arts Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

In the weirdest city in North Carolina, Asheville Mountain Arts Dispensary keeps it weird with imaginary artisan cannabis.

11 River Arts Dream Blvd, Asheville, NC 28801
828-555-1001 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-10pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Blue Ridge OG Kush Mountain Flower
Blue Ridge OG Kush Mountain Flower
Flower / Indica
THC %
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush from the Appalachian highlands of North Carolina's fictional cannabis...
by Blue Ridge Mountain Herb Co
Asheville Mountain Spirit MAC 1
Asheville Mountain Spirit MAC 1
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Artisan MAC 1 from Asheville's most creative fictional grow collective. Weird...
by Asheville Mountain Spirit Farms
Blue Ridge Trainwreck Alpine Bud
Blue Ridge Trainwreck Alpine Bud
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Trainwreck from the Blue Ridge — racing through the Appalachian imagination a...
by Blue Ridge Mountain Herb Co
Asheville Weird City Biscotti
Asheville Weird City Biscotti
Flower / Indica
THC %
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Biscotti from the weirdest city in North Carolina. Artisan, imaginary, and pa...
by Asheville Mountain Spirit Farms
Asheville West Asheville Sunset Sherbet
Asheville West Asheville Sunset Sherbet
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Sunset Sherbet in West Asheville — where every sunset is a canvas and every c...
by Asheville Mountain Spirit Farms
Biltmore Estate Distillate Cartridge
Biltmore Estate Distillate Cartridge
Concentrate / Distillate Cartridge
THC %
$45.00 / 1g
Gilded Age distillate in a modern vape cartridge. The Biltmore's fictional ca...
by Biltmore Estate Extracts
Blue Ridge Resin Live Sugar
Blue Ridge Resin Live Sugar
Concentrate / Live Sugar
THC %
$58.00 / 1g
Sugar crystals from the Blue Ridge's imaginary extraction corridor. Mountain ...
by Blue Ridge Resin Co
Blue Ridge Baked Brownies
Blue Ridge Baked Brownies
Edibles / Baked Goods
THC %
$22.00 / 2-pack
Down-home Appalachian brownies from the Blue Ridge's fictional cannabis kitch...
by Blue Ridge Baked Goods

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in North Carolina:

Advocacy Organizations

NORML National
The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
Marijuana Policy Project National
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️